cokeflow:

black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not

(via kuwatacraft)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via xarvist)

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(Source: stevebrule, via xarvist)

linpatootie:

veiledsentiments:

The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever. 

to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’

so

you know

(via zombibunni)

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(Source: claydols, via zombibunni)